Tintumon Jokes
 
tintumon and dundumol looking at egyptial mummy..
DUNDUMOL: body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident..
TINTUMON: ho!!lorry numberum undu,”B.C.1720″ !!
 
daddy- ” testinu poyittu endayeda?
tintumon- ” njan potti daddy
daddy- ” nee ini enne daddy ennu vilikkanda..”
tintumon- ” ithu class test aanu daddy alladhe DNA test alla…!!

 
CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”
A.E.O : What is ur name?
Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda
A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!
Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!
 
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
 
Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu
 
Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum
 
Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?
ayal- ” adhe..
Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!

 
Appoopan: mone ninte teacher varunnund, poi olicho
Tintumon: aadyam appopan poi olikku..
appooppan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu..!!
 
Tintumon: arada iruttath nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappan ayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu..!!
 
Teacher to Tintumon : Aaraanu malaria parathunnathu...
Tintumon : aaraano  kuzhachathum chuttathum
 avar thanneyaayirikkum teachere...

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