Tintumon Jokes
 
Tintumone kaananilla....
Velutha niram..
Karutha mudi..
3 Adi pokkam...
4 1/2 adi naaakku...
vayassu 5
Prayathinokkatha  samsaaram..
malayalam,Tamil,Hindi Bhashakalil nannaayi theri vilikkum..
Kandukittunnavar dayavaayi mind cheyyathe povuka..
njangal samadhanathode jeevichotte....

<Submitted By : Basil>
 
Tintumon : Amme Teacherinu  bhayankara maraviyaa..
Teacher Boardil MAHABHARATAM ennu  ezhuthi thirinjittu chodikkuvaa
MAHABHARATHAM aaraa ezhuthiyathennu...???

 
Tintumon : Ente classile Thomas Examinu Thottu..
Achan : Athil athisayikkan onnumilla...
Avante achan oru marakazhutha aayirunnu
Tintumon : Njaanum thOttu....
Submitted By : Milu

 
Tintumon : Edaa ee message kando...
"Iam Going..."
Ithinte meaning enthaadaaa..
Friend : " Njaan Povukayaanu"
Tintumon : nee angane pokanda... meaning paranjittu poyaal mathi..

 
Tintumon to Friend: Ninte achan plavin ninnu veenu
hospitalil aaya vivaram nee ennodu parayan marannu alle..??
Friend :  Sorry..
Tintumon : Nee orthodaa orikkal ente achanu plaavil kayarum
 
Kittu : Innu ente girlfriendinte Birthday aanu..
avalkk enthaa kodukkukaa
Tintumon : Kaanaan Engane und..???
Kittu : sundariyaanu...
Tintumon : Ennal ente number kodutholu......
Tintumon Rocks.... :-)
 
Tintumonte ammoomma Americayil vechu marichu.
Tintumon deadbody nattileykk ayachu....
Kude oru letterum..
Priyappetta Chettanu,
Ammumma  ittirikkunna dress Chechikkullathaanu.
Kuttikalkkaayi  Thalayude adiyil Sweets vechittund...
Pinne 5 Jody Socks Kaalil ittittud.
Thalayil kuthiyirikkunna Clip aniyathikku kodukkanam
Kooduthal enthenkilum venamengil ariyikkuka
appooppante avastha valare moshamaanu..
Tintumon Rocksss :-)
 
Thanne shalyam cheitha pakshiye
Tintumon athi krooramaayi  kollanaayi
oru buildinginte 9amathe nilayil ninnu thazheykku thalliyittu..
 
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
 
Teacher : Who is kind hearted ?

Tintumon : Boys…

Teacher : Why?

Tintumon : Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides.Hence girls kill a LIFE.But wen a boy cheats a girl,a baby is born.Hence boys give LiFE.
so Boys r kind hearted

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