Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money,
a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today TintuMon is the bus conductor of a Girls College.
Tintumon speedil car odikumbol
wife: enthina itrayum speed?
Tintu:Break poyi.
accident avum munpu veetil ethanaaa
Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille *some text missing* ennu.
Amma : Enthedukkuvaadaa..??
Tintumon : njan kathu ezhuthuvaa
Amma : aarka mone..??
Tintumon : Enik thanneyaa
Amma : Enthaa vishesham..
Tintumon : Athengane njan ariyum..
"KATHU KITTANDE..."
Tintumon and Tuttumon broke a Bar.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of
Chilled Red Wine Happily they drank &went away
but it was bloodbank
minister:khaadi nashtilanu
ella schoolilum khadi uniform nirbandhamakum
tintu:khaadi maathramalla dinesh beediyum nashtathilanu sir
Kuttu -Oye!
what R U doing?
Tintumon-Recording this babys voice.
Kuttu-Why?
Tintumon- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by that
Tintu went to dental hospital
''Doctor evide pallu edukumo''
Doctor:ofcourse
Tintu:annal ante pallu aduth 100 Roopa thanne! tintu rocks
dundu: Plz turn ON your computer
Tintu:OK Dundu: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Tintu:This is my computer whee is ur computer?
Puthiya bike vangiya Tuntumon 2 divasam kazhinju shopil ethi.
Tintu: Enik venda e bike.
Salesman: Enthupatti?
Tintu: ithinte valathe pidi loosaaa…..!!!!