Tintumon Jokes
 
teacher- ” who is the prime minster of england ?
tintumon- ”teacher padikkan time kittiyilla..
teacher( shouted)- adhu ente kuttamano? give me the answr..
tintumon- ” Barak Obama”
teacher- ”fool,he is American president..
tintumon- ” adhente kuttamano…? ”
 
Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money,
a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today TintuMon is the bus conductor of a Girls College.


 
Tintumon speedil car odikumbol
wife: enthina itrayum speed?
Tintu:Break poyi.
accident avum munpu veetil ethanaaa
 
Tintumon: ninte text bookukal kanathayi alle?
Dundumol: aaru paranju?
Tintumon: nee innu ravile msg ayachille *some text missing* ennu.

 
Amma : Enthedukkuvaadaa..??
Tintumon : njan kathu ezhuthuvaa
Amma : aarka mone..??
Tintumon : Enik thanneyaa
Amma : Enthaa vishesham..
Tintumon : Athengane  njan ariyum..
"KATHU KITTANDE..."

Bar

6/4/2010

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Tintumon and Tuttumon broke a Bar.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of
Chilled Red Wine Happily they drank &went away




 but it was bloodbank
 
minister:khaadi nashtilanu
ella schoolilum khadi uniform nirbandhamakum
tintu:khaadi maathramalla dinesh beediyum nashtathilanu sir
 
Kuttu -Oye!
what R U doing?
Tintumon-Recording this babys voice.
Kuttu-Why?
Tintumon- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by that
 
Tintu went to dental hospital
''Doctor evide pallu edukumo''
Doctor:ofcourse
Tintu:annal ante pallu aduth 100 Roopa thanne! tintu rocks
 
dundu: Plz turn ON your computer
Tintu:OK Dundu: Now Plz click on MY Computer.
Tintu:This is my computer whee is ur computer?

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