Tintumon Jokes
 
Puthiya bike vangiya Tuntumon 2 divasam kazhinju shopil ethi.
Tintu: Enik venda e bike.
Salesman: Enthupatti?
Tintu: ithinte valathe pidi loosaaa…..!!!!
 
Dundumol: enikku boys ennal KSRTC bus pole aanu. Onnu poyal veronnu varum

Tintumon: Enikku girls ennal Auto Rikshaw pole aanu. Onnine vilichal pathennam varum.

 
Kerla Entrance  Result is declared..
Tintumon Messages his rank to Dundumol...
Dundumol Replied...
"Daa neee puthiya sim edutho???"

 
tintumon and dundumol looking at egyptial mummy..
DUNDUMOL: body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident..
TINTUMON: ho!!lorry numberum undu,”B.C.1720″ !!
 
daddy- ” testinu poyittu endayeda?
tintumon- ” njan potti daddy
daddy- ” nee ini enne daddy ennu vilikkanda..”
tintumon- ” ithu class test aanu daddy alladhe DNA test alla…!!

 
CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”
A.E.O : What is ur name?
Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda
A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!
Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!
 
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
 
Ambalathil ninnum vanna Tintumon: ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu
Achan: Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayilninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu
 
Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum
 
Tintumon kulathil veenu.aaro avane rakshichu.
rakshicha aalodu Tintumon- ” edo,thanano enne rakshichadhu..?
ayal- ” adhe..
Tintumon- ” engil parayado kope, ente oru cherippevide…!!

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