Tintumon Jokes
 
Thanne shalyam cheitha pakshiye
Tintumon athi krooramaayi  kollanaayi
oru buildinginte 9amathe nilayil ninnu thazheykku thalliyittu..
 
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
 
Teacher : Who is kind hearted ?

Tintumon : Boys…

Teacher : Why?

Tintumon : Wen a girl cheats a boy, he suicides.Hence girls kill a LIFE.But wen a boy cheats a girl,a baby is born.Hence boys give LiFE.
so Boys r kind hearted
 
tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!
achan- ” adhendha..?
tintumon – ” mashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…
Submitted By : Sharath
                                                                
                    
 
ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!

 
Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
tintumon:oru digi cam venam
Shopkeeper:eathu type
Tintumon: “ee photo okkae edukkan pattuna type…”
Shopkeeper:??@@!*
 
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam

Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?

Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

 
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu. Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla” Didumol : “Enthu patti ?” Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”
 
Mash: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?

Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!

 
vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!

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