Tintumon Jokes
 
Tintumon pennukanan vannu
Penninte Achan Brokerodu:
Cherukkante swabhaavam engane..?
Broker:  Nalla thankappetta swabhaavamaa
Athukondalle kaalaavadhi theerunnathinu munb
Jailil ninnu vittath…!
 
Teacher: Kalyaanam podi podichu. Aalukal kayyum kanakkumillaathe Varunnu. Say It in English.
Tintu: Marriage powder powdered. People are coming without hand & mathematics.
 
Jailadhikari jaililaya
tintuvinod:”enthada…ninne kaanan
aarum varunnillallo???ninne aarkkum vende??”

Tintu:”alla sir….ellavarum ivide thanneyund!!”
 
Chettan: Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?
Tintu: Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…
 
"Ningalkku njangale kollam. pakshe tholpikanavilla"
Cheguvera

"Ningalkku njangale padippikkam. pakshe
Jayippikkanavilla..." Tintumon
 
teacher- ” who is the prime minster of england ?
tintumon- ”teacher padikkan time kittiyilla..
teacher( shouted)- adhu ente kuttamano? give me the answr..
tintumon- ” Barak Obama”
teacher- ”fool,he is American president..
tintumon- ” adhente kuttamano…? ”
 
Tintumon speedil car odikumbol
wife: enthina itrayum speed?
Tintu:Break poyi.
accident avum munpu veetil ethanaaa
 
Amma : Enthedukkuvaadaa..??
Tintumon : njan kathu ezhuthuvaa
Amma : aarka mone..??
Tintumon : Enik thanneyaa
Amma : Enthaa vishesham..
Tintumon : Athengane  njan ariyum..
"KATHU KITTANDE..."
 
minister:khaadi nashtilanu
ella schoolilum khadi uniform nirbandhamakum
tintu:khaadi maathramalla dinesh beediyum nashtathilanu sir
 
Kerla Entrance  Result is declared..
Tintumon Messages his rank to Dundumol...
Dundumol Replied...
"Daa neee puthiya sim edutho???"

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