Tintumon Jokes
 
tintumon and dundumol looking at egyptial mummy..
DUNDUMOL: body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident..
TINTUMON: ho!!lorry numberum undu,”B.C.1720″ !!
 
daddy- ” testinu poyittu endayeda?
tintumon- ” njan potti daddy
daddy- ” nee ini enne daddy ennu vilikkanda..”
tintumon- ” ithu class test aanu daddy alladhe DNA test alla…!!

 
CLASSIL A.E.O. VANNU”
A.E.O : What is ur name?
Tintumon peru paranjilla, ethu kanda teacher :Eda panni peru parayeda
A.E.O : Teacher entha engane !!
Tintumon : Aa… naayintamolu anganeye. !!!
 
teacher- ” why are you under tension? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon- ” no”
teacher- ” ” ID or calculator..?
tintumon- ” no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today…!!!
 
Tintumonu SI selection kitty.

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol
oru sthree compliant aayi vannu

women: ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi ithu varea thirichu vannatilla

Tintumon:meen pidikanallea poyadhu , 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum
 
Tintumon: arada iruttath nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappan ayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu..!!
 
Tintumon : Edaa ee message kando...
"Iam Going..."
Ithinte meaning enthaadaaa..
Friend : " Njaan Povukayaanu"
Tintumon : nee angane pokanda... meaning paranjittu poyaal mathi..

 
Tintumonte ammoomma Americayil vechu marichu.
Tintumon deadbody nattileykk ayachu....
Kude oru letterum..
Priyappetta Chettanu,
Ammumma  ittirikkunna dress Chechikkullathaanu.
Kuttikalkkaayi  Thalayude adiyil Sweets vechittund...
Pinne 5 Jody Socks Kaalil ittittud.
Thalayil kuthiyirikkunna Clip aniyathikku kodukkanam
Kooduthal enthenkilum venamengil ariyikkuka
appooppante avastha valare moshamaanu..
Tintumon Rocksss :-)
 
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu. Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla” Didumol : “Enthu patti ?” Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”
 
Mash: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?

Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!

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