Tintumon Jokes
 
tintumon- ”enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkadhe schoolil pogan patathilla..!
achan- ” adhendha..?
tintumon – ” mashu paranju achanayitte schoolinte padi nee kadakkavoonnu…
Submitted By : Sharath
                                                                
                    
 
ടീച്ചര്‍:- ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ പിതാവ് എഴുത്തച്ഛന്‍ ആണെന്നു നമുക്കറിയാം..അപ്പോള്‍ ആധുനിക മലയാളഭാഷയുടെ മാതാവ് ആര്?

ടിന്‍റുമോന്‍:‌- രഞ്ജിനി ഹരിദാസ്!!!

 
Tintumon camera vangan chennappol
tintumon:oru digi cam venam
Shopkeeper:eathu type
Tintumon: “ee photo okkae edukkan pattuna type…”
Shopkeeper:??@@!*
 
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam

Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?

Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

 
Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu. Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla” Didumol : “Enthu patti ?” Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”
 
Mash: Krishnane kanan poyappol kuchelante kakshathil enthayirunnu.?

Tintumon:Ithinokke utharam parayan ente samskaram enne anuvadikunilla sir!!

 
vazhiyorathu gum vilkkunna aal- ” enthu pottiyalum ottikkam…kadannu varu…kadannu varu…

tintumon- ” ennale idhonnu ottiche…vishuvinu potticha padakkamanu….kanatte kazhivu..!!

 
Tintumon in court…
judge- ” ningale endhina police arrest cheydhadhu..?
tintu- ” verudheya sir enne pidichadhu.kure idiyum kitti,oru nool kuravundennum paranja case..
judge- ” nool kuranjadho..!!
tintumon- ” adhe sir, ente 500 nte notukalil noolinte kuravundennum paranja pidichadhu, venel njan oru bundil vangi kodukkam….
 
Tintumonte achan puthiya oru car vangi. Ithu kanda tintumon : Acha njan caril ente perezhuthiye!

Achan: Oh! Saramileda! Athirikkatte, enthonnu konda nee ezhithiyathu?
Tintumon: Oru cheriya aani(nail) kondu…..
Achan: daaaaaaa………

Kurachu kazhinju…
Tintumon: Achan njan ente peru maachu kalanju!!!

Achan: Midukkan!!! Enganeye nee athine machathu?

Tintumon: Athe aani(nail) kondu thanne!!!!!

Achan: daaaaaaaaaa……..@#$%^&*#@!

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